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Roast
A sharp, genuinely funny read of your pitch—because false praise is a waste of your runway.
Brutally honest feedback
Roast the idea.
Build the better one.
Put your startup, side project, résumé, or pitch under the spotlight. Get a brutally funny verdict—and the strategy to make it stronger.
3 free roasts daily · No credit card required
BrutalBrief / analysis
> startup.exe
“An AI tool that helps anyone make a better pitch deck.”
Brutal verdict
Your pitch is a Swiss Army knife with no blade.
Everyone wants a better deck. Nobody is waiting for another generic slide assistant.
Success score
32%
Next move
Pick one buyer and one expensive problem.
The useful kind of brutal
Feedback with teeth. Strategy with a point.
A good roast earns the laugh. A great one exposes the costly blind spot—and gives you a cleaner next move. BrutalBrief does both.
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Improve
Three specific cracks, three focused fixes, and a success score you can actually use.
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Grow
Turn the verdict into a shareable card and invite more honest eyes to the idea.
The read you needed
“Your marketplace has the same problem as your business model: too many middlemen and nobody in charge.”
Weakness
No sharp audience
Fix
Start with one wedge
Share
Invite the group chat
Make the verdict travel.
Every roast is built as a shareable result. Post it, collect reactions, or use it to start the uncomfortable conversation your idea needs.
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Simple pricing
Start with a roast. Stay for the sharper strategy.
Free
$0
For founders who are ready for the truth.
- 3 roasts every day
- Brutal roast + success score
- Three weaknesses and improvements
- Shareable result card
Premium
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For founders who want the strategic teardown, not just the punchline.
- Unlimited startup roasts
- Detailed strategic analysis
- Investor-readiness report
- Competitor comparison
- Priority access to new formats
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Your idea can take it. And if it cannot, better to find out before the market does.
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